Free 1-hour consultation (rest of Q2 only)
No cost through end of Q2 — the front door; every campaign + ad CTA points here. After Q2 → $150/hr. We practice our own run-ahead: the free window is a limited promo with a deadline.
With: Dom Davis or a senior team member
We map your next 90 days of campaigns — which holidays are yours, what to launch and when — and you leave with a plan whether or not you hire us.
Every asset closes on a CTA — the free 1-hr consult is the UNIVERSAL fallback, but high-intent segments get a SHARPER, segment-matched first step (below) so the path from interest→deal fits the buyer, not a generic consult. All UTM-tagged, attributed in GA4.
No cost through end of Q2 — the front door; every campaign + ad CTA points here. After Q2 → $150/hr. We practice our own run-ahead: the free window is a limited promo with a deadline.
% off the campaign build for first-time clients + early-bird seasonal sign-ups (book the consult before the run-ahead date).
Set up one seasonal campaign, get the next built free — locks in the run-ahead habit across two holidays.
The ongoing run-rate: monthly retainer for always-on + seasonal campaigns + reporting.
| Segment | Sharper CTA | Destination | Why |
|---|---|---|---|
| Compliance-exposed | Start a SIE trial | app.siedata.dev (self-serve signup) | |
| Broken attribution | Get a 30-min measurement audit | Cal.com (short, tactical) → the Performance proof | |
| Neutral-builder partners | Book a range walkthrough | Cal.com → live Lab demo + 30-min Q&A | |
| Enterprise / scaled DTC + retail | Book a scoped discovery | Cal.com (senior) → SIE + custom-dev + GTM scope | |
| SMB / local | Build it in our workshop | Cal.com → hands-on workshop seat / starter package | |
| Municipal / public sector | Request a capability brief | Email/Cal.com (procurement-aware) → reporting + accessibility deck | |
| Mission / nonprofits | Apply for the mission lane | Cal.com → discounted/pro-bono cause-campaign + Academy | |
| Everyone / default | Book the free 1-hr consultation | Cal.com (free Q2 → $150/hr) |
| Event type | Price | Note |
|---|---|---|
| Free 1-hr strategy consult (rest of Q2) | $0 | |
| 1-hr strategy consult | $150 |
Cal.com (with paid bookings — Stripe)
Self-serve scheduling — the prospect books their own time, no back-and-forth. Two event types: the FREE Q2-launch consult, and the PAID $150/hr consult (charged at booking via Stripe).
Cal.com 'paid bookings' — connect the Stripe app in Cal.com, set the event-type price ($150); the booker pays to confirm, Stripe Connect handles payout. No-shows/cancellations per the Cal.com policy.
Round-robin / assigned to Dom or a senior team member; buffers + availability managed in Cal.com.
Removes the #1 friction between 'interested' and 'booked' — speed-to-lead. The CTA destination for the whole funnel; the paid event monetizes consults after the free window.
Every UTM-tagged CTA → the Cal.com link; confirmations + reminders automated; bookings sync to the custom CRM (Airtable) + GA4 as a conversion event; paid bookings reconcile against Stripe.
Stripe (paid bookings + payout) · Calendar (Google) · video (Zoom/Meet) · the CRM (Airtable) · GA4 conversion · email/SMS reminders
Interactive (operator): create/confirm the Cal.com account → connect the Stripe app (Stripe Connect) → create the two event types (free + $150) → paste the public booking links back so the office can wire them into the CTAs.
The BRAND is GLOBAL — these promos apply to any market; localize the date + the offer per client. HOME / LOCAL market = TEXAS: the San Antonio–Austin (SA–ATX) corridor FIRST, then Houston + Dallas + all of Texas. Local plays (Fiesta SA · SXSW + ACL Austin · Día de los Muertos · Hispanic Heritage · TX Independence · State Fair) are the home-turf differentiators.
We work one layer above our clients. They sell the St. Patrick's shirt; we sell 'let's build your St. Patrick's campaign' — so OUR promo must fire BEFORE theirs.
Consumer buys 2–6 wk before → the business must LAUNCH 4–8 wk before (beat competitors to early buyers) → so WE pitch 6–10 wk before (12–16 for Q4 tentpoles, where shopping starts in October). NRF 2025: 51.9% of winter shoppers + 49% of Halloween + 67% of back-to-school started early — push launch/pitch earlier where a category buys early.
Temerarii's seasonal promo launches ~6 weeks (1.5 months) before the holiday (more for Q4 tentpoles), and every piece STATES the lead-time math so the owner feels the urgency: 'St. Patrick's is 6 weeks out — your competitors are already designing. Let's get your campaign live first.'
BUT timing alone is a commodity (any agency claims 'we work ahead'). Lead the pitch with the TEMERARII method, then add the urgency: 'Most seasonal campaigns ship as 3–4 disconnected pieces. We build yours as ONE content system — hero + 5 native cuts + email + SMS + blog — briefed once, on-brand, working together. Your team sees one playbook, not eight separate assets. And it's 6 weeks out, so let's get it live first.' The one-machine / 8-pillar / briefed-once differentiator is the hook; the run-ahead clock is the closer.
Each holiday = a DATE-triggered reminder campaign aimed at owners — urgency + done-for-you setup, in the Autonomous Outbound Machine (fires on a date, not an event).
Match the day to the client. B2B SaaS → BFCM + New-Year budget + quarter-ends, NOT Hot Dog Day. Bar/apparel/retail → the gifting tentpoles + quirky days. Telling them which days are THEIRS is the consultative trust-builder.
By US revenue (NRF 2025): back-to-college $88.8B · winter holidays $1.01–1.02T · back-to-school $39.4B · Mother's Day $38B · Valentine's $29.1B (2026) · Father's Day $24B · Halloween $13.1B · St. Patrick's $7.7B (2026). Build the pitch cadence around these; layer quirky days as always-on filler.
National-food/awareness days (Hot Dog · Donut · Coffee · Pizza · Margarita · Ice Cream · Pet · Star Wars) = low-competition, high-engagement filler between tentpoles — a packaged year-round social service for food/bev, pet + retail clients.
January new-budget · quarter-ends (Mar/Jun/Sep/Dec 31) · Admin Professionals Day · Boss's Day · Customer Service Week · Employee Appreciation Day · Small Business Saturday · tax deadlines · BFCM/Cyber Monday for SaaS · Giving Tuesday (CSR).
Movable/disputed dates — re-verify yearly vs the official body: Easter · Lunar New Year · Ramadan/Eid · Mardi Gras · Mother's/Father's/Memorial/Labor Day · Thanksgiving/BFCM · Hanukkah · Passover · Rosh Hashanah/Yom Kippur · Diwali · and the rule-based quirky days (Hot Dog = 3rd Wed Jul per NHDSC; aggregators list the wrong date).
| Holiday | Holiday date | OUR launch (run-ahead) | Audience | Fit | Why launch early |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Independence Day | 2026-07-04 | W22 · 2026-06-06 (−4wk) | B2C | ||
| National Hot Dog Day / Hot Dog Month | 2026-07-15 | W25 · 2026-06-24 (−3wk) | B2C | ||
| National Ice Cream Day | 2026-07-19 | W27 · 2026-07-05 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Christmas in July | 2026-07-15 | W25 · 2026-06-24 (−3wk) | both | ||
| Amazon Prime Day (counter-sale) | 2026-07-15 | W23 · 2026-06-10 (−5wk) | both | ||
| Back-to-College | 2026-08-10 | W26 · 2026-06-29 (−6wk) | B2C | ||
| Back-to-School (peak) | 2026-08-15 | W26 · 2026-07-04 (−6wk) | both | ||
| International Beer Day | 2026-08-07 | W29 · 2026-07-24 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| National Dog Day | 2026-08-26 | W32 · 2026-08-12 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Labor Day | 2026-09-07 | W32 · 2026-08-10 (−4wk) | B2C | ||
| Hispanic Heritage Month | 2026-09-15 | W32 · 2026-08-11 (−5wk) | both | ||
| Q3 fiscal quarter-end | 2026-09-30 | W35 · 2026-09-02 (−4wk) | B2B | ||
| Oktoberfest | 2026-09-19 | W33 · 2026-08-22 (−4wk) | B2C | ||
| State Fair of Texas (Dallas) | 2026-09-25 | W33 · 2026-08-21 (−5wk) | B2C | ||
| National Coffee Day | 2026-09-29 | W37 · 2026-09-15 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Halloween | 2026-10-31 | W37 · 2026-09-19 (−6wk) | B2C | ||
| ACL — Austin City Limits | 2026-10-02 | W33 · 2026-08-21 (−6wk) | B2C | ||
| Customer Service Week | 2026-10-05 | W37 · 2026-09-14 (−3wk) | B2B | ||
| Boss's Day | 2026-10-16 | W40 · 2026-10-09 (−1wk) | B2B | ||
| Breast Cancer Awareness Month | 2026-10-15 | W38 · 2026-09-24 (−3wk) | both | ||
| Cybersecurity Awareness Month | 2026-10-15 | W38 · 2026-09-24 (−3wk) | B2B | ||
| Día de los Muertos | 2026-11-01 | W40 · 2026-10-04 (−4wk) | B2C | ||
| Diwali | 2026-11-08 | W42 · 2026-10-18 (−3wk) | B2C | ||
| Singles' Day (11.11) | 2026-11-11 | W41 · 2026-10-14 (−4wk) | B2C | ||
| Veterans Day | 2026-11-11 | W44 · 2026-11-04 (−1wk) | B2C | ||
| Thanksgiving | 2026-11-26 | W40 · 2026-10-08 (−7wk) | both | ||
| Black Friday | 2026-11-27 | W35 · 2026-09-04 (−12wk) | both | ||
| Small Business Saturday | 2026-11-28 | W42 · 2026-10-24 (−5wk) | B2B/SMB | ||
| Cyber Monday | 2026-11-30 | W36 · 2026-09-07 (−12wk) | both | ||
| Movember / Men's Health Month | 2026-11-15 | W43 · 2026-10-25 (−3wk) | both | ||
| Giving Tuesday | 2026-12-01 | W44 · 2026-11-03 (−4wk) | both | ||
| Christmas / Holiday season | 2026-12-25 | W39 · 2026-10-02 (−12wk) | both | ||
| Hanukkah | 2026-12-04 | W45 · 2026-11-13 (−3wk) | B2C | ||
| New Year's Eve | 2026-12-31 | W49 · 2026-12-10 (−3wk) | B2C | ||
| Q4 / fiscal year-end | 2026-12-31 | W46 · 2026-11-19 (−6wk) | B2B | ||
| New Year — 'New Year, New You' | 2027-01-01 | W48 · 2026-12-04 (−4wk) | both | ||
| New-Year, New-Budget (B2B) | 2027-01-12 | W50 · 2026-12-15 (−4wk) | B2B | ||
| MLK Jr. Day | 2027-01-18 | W53 · 2027-01-04 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Super Bowl LXI | 2027-02-14 | W55 · 2027-01-17 (−4wk) | both | ||
| Valentine's Day | 2027-02-14 | W53 · 2027-01-03 (−6wk) | both | ||
| National Pizza Day | 2027-02-09 | W56 · 2027-01-26 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday) | 2027-02-09 | W56 · 2027-01-26 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Lunar New Year | 2027-02-06 | W54 · 2027-01-16 (−3wk) | B2C | ||
| Presidents' Day | 2027-02-15 | W57 · 2027-02-01 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| National Margarita Day | 2027-02-22 | W58 · 2027-02-08 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Black History Month | 2027-02-15 | W56 · 2027-01-25 (−3wk) | both | ||
| Texas Independence Day | 2027-03-02 | W59 · 2027-02-16 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| SXSW (Austin) | 2027-03-13 | W54 · 2027-01-16 (−8wk) | both | ||
| St. Patrick's Day | 2027-03-17 | W57 · 2027-02-03 (−6wk) | both | ||
| Employee Appreciation Day | 2027-03-05 | W59 · 2027-02-19 (−2wk) | B2B | ||
| International Women's Day | 2027-03-08 | W60 · 2027-02-22 (−2wk) | both | ||
| Pi Day | 2027-03-14 | W62 · 2027-03-07 (−1wk) | both | ||
| Easter | 2027-03-28 | W59 · 2027-02-14 (−6wk) | B2C | ||
| Women's History Month | 2027-03-15 | W60 · 2027-02-22 (−3wk) | both | ||
| Ramadan begins | 2027-02-07 | W54 · 2027-01-10 (−4wk) | B2C | ||
| Fiesta San Antonio | 2027-04-15 | W61 · 2027-03-04 (−6wk) | B2C | ||
| Tax Day | 2027-04-15 | W61 · 2027-03-04 (−6wk) | both | ||
| Administrative Professionals Day | 2027-04-21 | W65 · 2027-03-31 (−3wk) | B2B | ||
| Earth Day | 2027-04-22 | W66 · 2027-04-08 (−2wk) | both | ||
| National Pet Day | 2027-04-11 | W65 · 2027-03-28 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Eid al-Fitr | 2027-03-09 | W59 · 2027-02-16 (−3wk) | B2C | ||
| Mother's Day | 2027-05-09 | W65 · 2027-03-28 (−6wk) | B2C | ||
| Cinco de Mayo | 2027-05-05 | W68 · 2027-04-21 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Star Wars Day (May the 4th) | 2027-05-04 | W68 · 2027-04-20 (−2wk) | both | ||
| Teacher Appreciation Week | 2027-05-03 | W68 · 2027-04-19 (−2wk) | both | ||
| Memorial Day | 2027-05-31 | W71 · 2027-05-10 (−3wk) | B2C | ||
| Mental Health Awareness Month | 2027-05-15 | W68 · 2027-04-24 (−3wk) | both | ||
| Wedding season begins | 2027-05-15 | W63 · 2027-03-20 (−8wk) | B2C | ||
| Father's Day | 2027-06-20 | W71 · 2027-05-09 (−6wk) | B2C | ||
| Pride Month | 2027-06-15 | W73 · 2027-05-25 (−3wk) | both | ||
| Juneteenth | 2027-06-19 | W74 · 2027-06-05 (−2wk) | both | ||
| National Donut Day | 2027-06-04 | W72 · 2027-05-21 (−2wk) | B2C | ||
| Graduation season | 2027-06-01 | W70 · 2027-05-04 (−4wk) | B2C |